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Dating a Loser... How to Know if Your New Boyfriend Sucks!
Want to know if you’re dating a loser?
It's really sad that many of us ladies realize we’re dating a loser only AFTER we fall in love with the guy who we know is better left in the "String-a Long" guy pile.
We should have learned about these losers in our Dating Tips for Teens book in high school Sex Ed class… but unfortunately, many of us don’t finally get it until we’ve dated all 15 of these guys.
So here’s a list of all of the boys you should avoid.
Have fun and whatever you do, don't fall in love with these guys!
How to know if you’re dating a loser: The 15 Types
1. TOY BOY Has every gadget imaginable. Your relationship consists of texts and emails. He's always pushing buttons... soon he'll be pushing yours.
2. OVER-COMPENSATION BOY Wears big clothes. Has a big car, big bed and big dog. Loves big, spacious areas. Drinks from big glasses. Loves everything XL. "This guy thinks bigger is better" because something very important to him is so small... you feel sorry for him so enjoy his big world for awhile.
3. ADHD BOY Short attention span... loves you one minute. The next he's on to Wii, the game, a shiny object glimmering in the background.
4. POOR BOY Never has any money. Always wants to "hang out". Doesn't know how to save or doesn't make enough to cover his expenses. He's grateful for any time you spend with him because he knows he doesn't deserve you.
5. RECENTLY GIRLFRIEND-LESS BOY The guy who just broke up with his girlfriend. He dumped her, she dumped him, for whatever reason... he will do one of three things:
-Become your boyfriend INSTANTLY. You feel like you're in the best relationship ever, but it turns out that you're getting girlfriend residue. It starts out as romantic but you soon realize that it's only the leftover committed relationship stuff that he has to get out.
-Be with you (kinda) and constantly compare you with the girl before you.
-Become distant, disappear... then you'll hear from friends that he's back with his ex.
Don't fall for this guy!
6. MAMA'S BOY We all know the type. Nothing happens without the help/advice/guilt trips of or from his mom. If she still washes his underwear, keep him on String-a-Long.
7. FIGHT BOY The waiter looked at him wrong. That group of guys said something and it was "definitely" about him. Everyone is out to get him and he's going to make them pay. Better store the abuse hotline number in your phone. You're going to need it!
8. ME-MAN Not to be confused with He-Man, although he thinks he is. This guy is all about himself. Within 10 minutes you know everything about him. It will probably be fun while it lasts, as long as you can stand bobbing your head, smiling and saying "uh-huh" and "oh really". That gets old quick though...around hour #2.
The only reason you hang with this guy is because he's good-looking, has great teeth, always smells good and gives you a slight ego-boost for landing such a hottie. Problem: There's nothing inside of him but more him.
9. GHETTO BOY He's incredibly charming... grammatical errors and all. You know exactly where he got his clothes because the name of the designer is bigger than life on EVERYTHING. He calls you "Boo", "Shorty", or some other affectionate nickname. He can dance his ass off and you wonder what else he can do. But he gets high too much or drinks too much which interferes with his bedroom performance... you find out about that later... much too late.
10. SKIRT-CHASE BOY Every time a female walks by, this guy makes a mental or quiet verbal rating. Moms pushing twin strollers, underage chicks, grannies --- he doesn't care. Whether watching TV or sitting at the bar, this guy can't control his "she has a nice ass" or "she's old, but I would do her" comments. Ummm, high school?!
11. PLAYBOY BOY or INNUENDO BOY Different than Skirt-Chase Boy in that Skirt-Chase Boy is much more low-key with his appraisal, almost scolding himself for being so superficial. Playboy Boy and Innuendo Boy OWNS his shallowness.
Recognized by the stash... porn everywhere. The sly wink every time he makes a sexy comment... which comes at the end of every sentence. Thinking about sex at the expense of thinking about his job, his home, his finances. Priorities would help this guy. He'll be passionate, but undisciplined and unmotivated.
12. DIRTY BOY He only bathes when he REEKS. You may not notice how dirty he is until further down the line. That's why he stays around so long. When you finally see his place, this guy has piles of laundry stacked to the ceiling, piles of disgusting dishes and layers of dust on top of his grime which is on top of his junk. He wears the same jeans for four weeks straight and you try to remember if the stain on his shirt was in a different spot last time.
13. SPORTS BOY So much intensity, so much excitement, so much testosterone.... wasted on watching men in tight pants chase after a ball. This guy may have homosexual tendencies (not that there's anything wrong with that) cleverly disguised as manliness. Too bad he can't get so excited about important things.
14. CAR BOY It's all about his car. His car is his baby and he kisses it more than he kisses you. But it ain't really his if he's paying $500 a month on it. He's kissing the bank's car. Poor guy... you almost want to take him to your weekly financial planning workshop.
15. STALKER BOY You give him your number and he calls you 20 minutes later... then the next day, twice... the third day you get 3 messages and non-stop texts... the fourth day, five voice mails ranging from "What did I do wrong?" to "You must be really busy."
It will take some careful maneuvering to get out of the relationship.
Ditch The Stalker Mini-Guide
a. Don't give him your number in the first place.--- This would work if stalkers wore big signs on their foreheads that read "I'm a stalker". Too bad they don't. It would save a lot of time and annoyance.
b. Tell him that you aren't looking for a relationship.--- Bad move. This causes the stalker to go into overdrive looking to change your mind. The intensity is ramped up like 1000%.
c. Don't return emails.--- Causes the stalker to believe you are in high demand = a challenge. Another bad move.
d. Don't reply to text messages.--- Sounds like a good idea, but the stalker thinks that you are dumb and just don't know how to check text messages... now you're even cuter because they can try to help and teach you.
e. Don't answer your phone.You can't do this because they KEEP CALLING. They're stalkers, remember? Pay attention.
f. Answer your phone and say that you are really busy with "your life" right now.--- Sounds like it would give them the hint, right? Nah, stalker now thinks you are the ultimate challenge (i.e. unavailable) and they want to possess you even more.
g. Reply to their texts and spell out the fact that they are stalking you.--- No, can't do that because they will call you and ask what they did wrong... again and again and again. See...#5.
h. Kill him before he gets you!
--- Kidding! But wouldn't that be the easiest way? :)
So that’s how you know if you’re dating a loser. Hopefully you won’t have to go through what so many of us have gone through in order to quickly spot these guys.
Thanks for reading and happy relating~
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